Anyone want to buy carpet?

We have finally had our floorboards installed downstairs 2 weeks ago after removing tiles and carpet. As such, we had a large piece of carpet that doesn’t fit anywhere in our small townhouse!

Any takers???

Got this in email this morning.

These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers.

1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.

2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?

3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?

4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn’t been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?

6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters ” dw” and they are all common words. Name two of them.

7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half of them?

8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.

9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter “S.”

It’s a Petri Dish

Just a quick report on something that’s non bike related….

Played a round of golf sunday morning with 4 other jokers at a golf club to be unnamed due to some anti-social golf cart behaviour… more on that later.

Nice day…

Stats are:
1. Approximately 550 odd shots and putts taken by 5 people for 18 holes… For non-golfers that just means we are not very good at golf.
2. 1 sore leg and 1 sore shoulder/head.
3. Almost falling out of the cart a few times.
4. Skid marks on most of the course.
5. Sand all over the inside roof of one golf cart due to point 6.
and
6. 2 out 3 golf carts rolling on it’s side – 1 tipping quickly and 1 going over matrix style with driver hanging out the side trying to keep it from tipping.

I know… no pictures.. It was a scramble to get the carts upright before anyone arrives to witness the anti-social behaviour.

Too bad it doesn’t cool your drink

And you’d think twice about drinking from it directly…